Mother: she’s the reason you are Christian!
Child: Not anymore, that’s all rubbish!
Father: Rubbish is a bit harsh.
Child: I don’t believe in God anymore. I am a Satanist.
Father: I, I… that’s an Atheist. Satanists do things to goats.
Child: I don’t care, it’s not good to be a Christian. You have to pray for an hour, get up, have some milk, sleep for three hours.
Father: There is nothing about drinking milk, is there?
Child: There is something about drinking milk. I have been a Christian.
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Father: You have to treat everybody’s views, whatever they believe with equal respect.
Child: What? Even idiots? Even people who want to stab you in the eye with a pencil? Even people who want to blow up…
By the way, Season 3 of Outnumbered just started.
and some more Satan for you?
